Merry _____________

Since the Christian heritage of the United States was banned in 2050 it is necessary to write out a list of all words that are related to that heritage. I am asking all patriotic citizens to suggest new words to be added. We must be vigorous in this search lest the Religious Right violate the separation of church and state.

Holiday for it comes from Holy Day
Peace because Jesus is the Prince of Peace
Help the poor for that is a biblical concept
Forgiveness must never be mentioned by a public institution
All laws regarding theft, fraud and robbery are to be stricken since they originate in the Ten C__________ (I cannot say the word)
Loving your neighbor may no longer be stated for obvious reasons
Government employees must stop using good bye since it comes from God's Blessings on you
Good will toward all is stricken

The use of PLUS Signs is forbidden for it is a cross

The use of saints and angels in the names of cities must be changed. Frank instead of San Francisco; Matt instead of San Mateo; Lost instead of Los Angeles; Santa Fe is now just Fay;

Any government employee named Jesus must change his name.

The Declaration of Independence shall be changed to say: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all of the human species have evolved with equal rights and responsibilities including life if the government agrees, liberty under control and the pursuit of the common good for the poor and downtrodden.

Any suggestions?