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"CLARIFICATION: Sinners Unhappy With New Pope"
Headline, Grand Forks (N.D.) Herald, April 22

I am very relieved by this fact.

I am enjoying the reactions of sinners and liberals to the election of Pope Benedict. I am, therefore, willing to offer a prize to the person who sends me the best headline or quote about why they do not like the Pope.

You may enter as often as you wish. Just send your nominations to gsweeten@lifewaycenters.com